Corporate Chew Toy


Yes, indeed I have heard everyone of these lines... we had to find a special growl/bark too, one from a truly wimpy dog trying to act all tough.


Laurie Larson: Words & Music, Vocals, Radio Voice
Ed DeLucia: Guitars
Jim Brady: Bass, Engineer, Mixing, Radio Voice
Ralph Gilmore: Drums
Tom Holiday: Radio Boss Banter


 



I’m training to climb the ladder
Getting ahead is what’ll matter
I just need to give it all my time, all my time

Now I’ve got my title, got my position
But someone else makes the decision
It takes up all my time, all my time
Every girl and boy wants to grow up to be
A corporate chew toy

I gave them my best 30 years
Now all I have to show is my tears
I’ll have no retirement
My iras have all been spent

My boss sits right behind me
Every move I make he’ll oversee

There’s no chance for me to grow
The answer is always NO

Every girl and boy wants to grow up to be
A corporate chew toy
I must obey every whim

Can’t stand the sight of him
I got a raw deal
I’m just a cog in the corporate wheel

Every girl and boy wants to grow up to be
A corporate chew toy